WWBD?
Originally, the motto of Chaos was going to be "WWTMD?" What Would The Master Do? But then we realized that the answer in every situation ended up being the same: So after the master kept refusing to let us near our collection of antique lemming masks, we here at Chaos decided to change our motto (heavily influenced by the grea-*test*-('") doctor of all time: Dr. McNinja; it's his motto, but we don't think he'll mind us borrowing it). What Would Batman Do? It's a good question that can solve many of life's big problems. Nut more importantly, it comes on a t-shirt. http://drmcninja.com/store.html To get started, WWBD about dating? http://nodating4batman.ytmnd.com/

Batman would swear off dating, all the while finding himself strangely attracted to super-villianesses, oftentimes putting him at odds with his life partner.

Batman would also apparently spell his name as two words.

Damn, Batman is getting pretty fuckin' harsh!

And he rides a snot llama!

What would Batman do about the Illuminati?

Two words: Infiltrate. Destroy

Good observation Amok. With all the money Bruce Wayne has, it probably would not be that hard for him.