The joke's on you Let's see if this works:
I will give you the start of a joke. It's up to you to give me the punchline. You can get as crazy or as serious as you'd like.
I'll post a new one once the "correct" punchline was posted (by me or one of you guys).
Here we go !
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A father asks his 13 year old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.
The child bursts out in tears, covers his ears and screams : "I don't want to know. Promise me you won't tell me !"
Dad gets really confused and asks the boy what would be the problem.
"Well, daddy", says the little boy, "when I was 6, you told me there is no Santa Claus. Then a year later you told me the Easter Bunny is not real. And by the time I was 9, mommy told me about the Tooth Fairy.
So....................................................
Ford- 05-28-2006
A father asks his 13 year old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.
The child bursts out in tears, covers his ears and screams : "I don't want to know. Promise me you won't tell me !"
Dad gets really confused and asks the boy what would be the problem.
"Well, daddy", says the little boy, "when I was 6, you told me there is no Santa Claus. Then a year later you told me the Easter Bunny is not real. And by the time I was 9, mommy told me about the Tooth Fairy.
So.................................................... if you tell me there are no birds or bees, it means I am fucking crazy because I see them everywhere! Just like the time I saw mommy making out with Santa!
Jim Beam- 05-29-2006
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Holy shit!!!
I lost it on that one!!
Start anouther on please hiq.
Frunobulax- 08-18-2006
This could be a good idea if hiq started a new joke.
Vasco da Gama- 08-18-2006
Yeah, come on Hiq !
Jim Beam- 08-18-2006
Maybe Vasco is hiq's joke. :lol:
Vasco da Gama- 08-18-2006
Maybe you should be carefull now :twisted:
Jim Beam- 08-18-2006
Maybe... But I still think she could kick your ass and mine.
Vasco da Gama- 08-18-2006
You HOPE that you mean ? Want some nice ass-kicking hmmm ? 8-)
Jim Beam- 08-18-2006
Only from hiq...don't get excited!
Mosquito- 08-18-2006
Or maybe the joke IS on you....
*sigh*
Men, they´re such high maintenance..
Ah well, I´ll search for some later on. OK?
And now, get out of my kitchen you lot. You guys are wetting the floor. :-P
Frunobulax- 08-18-2006
Happy?
Now let's continue!
Amok- 08-18-2006
*drool*
Frunobulax- 08-18-2006
Amok- 08-18-2006
*drools some more*
Sorry it's the pic of Hiq
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