I'm wearing Amok's condom.

The name Full Monty makes it seem that much worse.

After several complaints and this whole banning thing, we here at Chaos believe this is a time of reflection and contemplation. A time to re-state the rules of chaos in this little corner of the world... The rules of Chaos: 1. You do not talk about chaos outside this section of the site 10. You only talk about chaos outside this section of the site 3. No excuses 4. There is no rule #4 5. If someone says "stop," goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. 6. 7. All chaos recomendations for future members should be posted here. 4. Religion is optional, but we suggest you create your own. 10. HAVE FUN THROUGH OTHER'S CONFUSION! New Rules of Chaos: 77. No Nudity. We like having our Administrator powers. 11. Insults are OK. Attacks on people are OK. But only here in Chaos. Think of this place as the Webmaster's version of Las Vegas. What happens in Chaos, stays in Chaos. 13. Oh God! It's Rule #13! RUN AWAY! 14. Chaos likes Pie 13. OH MY GOD! IT'S COME BACK AGAIN! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! 15. When in doubt: WWTMD? (What Would The Master Do?) And remember: Chaos is a thingy. Important thingy. You beat out two trees to be here, people. Show to we here at Chaos that you are smarter than those trees.

Torgo understands.

Chaos has been out for some time. We had to attend classes. It has nothing to do with the fact that Frun... whatever he is... scares us with the mighty post-whoring. Or the fact that my monkey butler stole our computer. But we have returned!

Welcome back!

*Throws goose turds at JV* YAAAAHHHHHH! Nice to see ya sunshine?

Goose turds? Ha, I have horseshit!

And again we have returned. Isn't returning fun?

Almost as fun as going away?

\"Hate to see you go...love to watch you walk away.