Official Department of Chaos
I think it's time to cause some trouble arond here. Who's with me? Who wants to kick Grandmothers? Kick babies? Sic birds on little children? And scare the crap out of little animals? WHO'S WITH ME?!?!?

Isn't this what the Corporation is for? I'm in for scaring the crap out of little children anywho.

The Corp is for taking over the world. I'm thinking more along the lines of basic mayhem. Nothing too big. For example: this sign is now under the Stopsign at the corner of my street... (yes, you are now one step closer to finding JV's house)

um.. ok. *kicks a grandma* *runs away laughing*

Damn it Spenc.!!!! That was MY granny!!!

Members of Chaos! I am currently posting to you while wearing a monkey mask. This is not a joke. Spread the chaos, even if nobody can see you.

How do you spread the chaos to people who are already chaotic? Like tuba players for instance?

Chaos is like butter. Actually it's more like "I can't believe it's not butter!" Still, the point is, chaos must be spread around. Do not let your tuba players keep all the chaos for themselves! Force them to play Hungry Hungry Hippos 'till only one of them is left!

While I have never played the Tuba I have had sexual relations with one!

Did somebody say chaos? Ladies and gentlemen... this is my time to shine. *puts a baby in a trash can, then rolls it down a steep hill into a river*

No, I picked it up at the grocery store. Its mother was busy selecting which type of Hot Pocket she wanted.

CHAOS! You are now an elite league. Well, you have your own usergroup section. And you're the only ones who can access JV's section of the site. MWHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Is acess to JV's section a punishment or a reward?? :D