May I visit your lovely patio ?Tell me Hiq, does your patio welcome every single person... ?
For instance, will you let my friend Trudy in ?
Aww man. I thought this was gonna be a dirty thread.
If that ain't dirty enough for you sweetie, I don't know what IS.
I despise pink ribbons :lol:
But can I bring her ?
By the way, she just called me and asked if het boyfriend Albert can come too...

My goodness, such interesting people!
Oh Dear Lord, imagine the offspring....
But Albert has a nice tan, from the elbows down, that is...
Oh, did I not mention they have two son“s ?
Joseph and Trevor... two fine sailormen now.

They take after their parents equally.

And their chihuahua, Lucky.
Awww, Lucky.
He is so preciousssssssssss.
Can my neighbour come too ?

These would be excellent characters for a sitcom. Now what would we call it?