Horror-scopes Tell me the date and year of your birth and the city and I'll tell you stuff you never thought would happen to you.
Ford- 06-26-2007
4-03 1968 Washington Court House Ohio.
Amok- 06-27-2007
4-03 1968 Washington Court House Ohio.
Very good! And very appropriate!
You are the sign of the Wheel of Cheese. While there are those who envy you for your sharp wit, there are an equal amount of people who are drawn to your padded, red, plastic exterior. Not for the air-tight protection one would gain from wearing such covering of polyeurothane, but for the aging qualities found within! Many love your moist qualities while a select few are allowed close enough to actually sample your particular curd.
Today is a good day to start that disaster preparedness kit. Make sure to pay attention to your supply condoms and toilet paper as you will be using them in equal measure. Keep an extra pint of sour cream available too. For what you ask? You'll see....
The saying goes: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." But for those under the sign of the Wheel of Cheese, the saying should really say, "Keep your friends close and your enemies close enough to slap on the back of the sack."
You will be going on a long trip; when you tongue sticks to the back of a frozen bus.
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