Ouch, that had to hurt like a moptherphaliker!

I have found it !! Told you I am an explorer....

Pretty good pics there, Vasco!

Strech aus deinen heisen gelockton!

Setzt du dich an mein gesicht!

Gib zu mir etwas Fußbodenbelag Unter diesen fetten, fließenden Sofa

(That's beyond my High School German from 20 years ago...)

Excellent! Du hast eine reisige penis.

I have a brushwood penis?

Reisige, I thought that was huge or mountainous. Oh well.

It has multiple meanings, but it means brushwood when translated directly.

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